Wednesday, June 29
HANG TOUGH
President Bush last night told the nation that more "tough moments" lie ahead in Iraq — but the war is vital to America's future security, so "it is worth it."
The White House asked the 750 pumped-up soldiers and airmen in the crowd to avoid clapping or cheering, but they couldn't resist loud applause.Full Story
The White House asked the 750 pumped-up soldiers and airmen in the crowd to avoid clapping or cheering, but they couldn't resist loud applause.Full Story
DO-IT-YOURSELF DEATH
As the 11th richest person in the world, John Walton could have traveled the globe on luxury jets.Full Story
Tuesday, June 28
EXAM SCAM
The assistant principal of a Long Island high school was busted yesterday - for slipping his son the answers to a state Regents exam so the teen could cheat, authorities said.Full Story
Thursday, June 23
Fine, no more outpost.
Tuesday, June 21
UNDIE-COVER BOMBER
A Palestinian woman, wearing explosives attached to her underwear, was arrested yesterday before she reached the Israeli hospital where she intended to blow herself up.Full Story
CHIP TATOR
Saddam Hussein loves Doritos, is a compulsive neat freak, wants to become friends with President Bush, and thinks he can make Iraq a beautiful country once he returns to power.Full Story
POST NEW HEADLINES!!!
Hey assholes, you all CAN and SHOULD be posting new Post Headlines. The directions to do it are in the left column. It's easy, just do it.
Monday, June 20
WI$EBUY
A longtime Mafia asso ciate — frustrated at being passed over for induction into the mob — offered $1 million to the Gambino crime family if they made him a wiseguy, The Post has learned. Full Story
Wednesday, June 15
HELL DIVE
A hero pilot whose helicopter crashed into the East River and flipped over seconds after takeoff yesterday dived into the murky waters and saved the life of a British woman who was trapped in the wreckage.Full Story
Tuesday, June 14
BOY, OH BOY!
SHOCK VERDICT CLEARS JACKO OF KIDDIE SEX - AND CROWNS DA TEAM THE KINGS OF FLOP
Michael Jackson moonwalked off scot-free from a kiddie-sex rap and every other charge against him yesterday — while Kleenex-clutching jurors cried as they cleared him in the sensational months-long case. Full Story
Michael Jackson moonwalked off scot-free from a kiddie-sex rap and every other charge against him yesterday — while Kleenex-clutching jurors cried as they cleared him in the sensational months-long case. Full Story
Friday, June 10
BUSH MAKES CASE TO EXTEND PATRIOT ACT
President Bush, facing efforts by some in his own party to scale back the post-Sept. 11 Patriot Act, said yesterday it has made America safer and should be made permanent.Full Story
BEGGIN' RIGHTS
Panhandlers are uniting to defend their right to beg for change in a class-action suit — claiming they've been wrongly arrested in violation of their constitutional rights.Full Story
Thursday, June 9
SEMPER PIE: SHOT PIZZA MAN STILL DELIVERS
A robbery attempt by a masked man and a gunshot wound to the leg didn't stop a pizza delivery man from making his rounds.Full Story
Simon to Post: Where Can I Hide?
Winner: Simon Hymen
Original Headline: "TRACK SEX SICKOS BY SATELLITE: STATE GOP"
Global positioning systems would track sex offenders around the clock, under a measure approved yesterday by Senate Republicans.Full Story
Original Headline: "TRACK SEX SICKOS BY SATELLITE: STATE GOP"
Global positioning systems would track sex offenders around the clock, under a measure approved yesterday by Senate Republicans.Full Story
CUTE BABY DISTRACTS FROM UGLY WOMAN: GI Escapes While He Still Can
Winner: Doug
Original Headline: "HERO'S ANGEL: Guardian's Angel"
The wife of a city firefighter-turned-soldier who was killed last year in Iraq gave birth to the fallen hero's daughter this week — and named the girl in honor of a father she will never know. Full Story
Original Headline: "HERO'S ANGEL: Guardian's Angel"
The wife of a city firefighter-turned-soldier who was killed last year in Iraq gave birth to the fallen hero's daughter this week — and named the girl in honor of a father she will never know. Full Story
Wednesday, June 8
GO-GO GONE: Dancer Stripped Of Life
Winner: Jeff
Original Headline: "GO-GO GAL IS SLAIN"
An exotic dancer from Russia — dressed in a leopard skin bikini — was found stabbed to death in her Brooklyn apartment early yesterday, police said.Full Story
Original Headline: "GO-GO GAL IS SLAIN"
An exotic dancer from Russia — dressed in a leopard skin bikini — was found stabbed to death in her Brooklyn apartment early yesterday, police said.Full Story
BUSTED B'BERG BOUNCES BRUNO'S BUCKS BLAMING BATTLE BEATING: Bonzo!
Winner: Brott Scanson
Original Headline: "REVENGE: Mike Cuts Off Bruno's Bucks"
Call it "Bloomberg's Revenge."
Mayor Bloomberg is shutting off the pipeline of huge campaign contributions to state Senate Majority Leader Joseph Bruno after Bruno opposed the West Side stadium, a source said yesterday.Full Story
Original Headline: "REVENGE: Mike Cuts Off Bruno's Bucks"
Call it "Bloomberg's Revenge."
Mayor Bloomberg is shutting off the pipeline of huge campaign contributions to state Senate Majority Leader Joseph Bruno after Bruno opposed the West Side stadium, a source said yesterday.Full Story
Tuesday, June 7
A BEAUTIFUL CROWE: Newly Caged Bird Sings With Fists
Winner: Simon
Original Headline: "CROWE CAGED AFTER RAGE: CROWE-MAGNON MAN GOES APE"
Hot-headed Hollywood hell-raiser Russell Crowe spent yesterday morning sleeping on a blanket on the floor of a police holding cell after hurling a telephone at the concierge at a trendy SoHo hotel, cops said.
Full Story
(Note the alliteration in that first line of the article. Nice work, Post.)
Original Headline: "CROWE CAGED AFTER RAGE: CROWE-MAGNON MAN GOES APE"
Hot-headed Hollywood hell-raiser Russell Crowe spent yesterday morning sleeping on a blanket on the floor of a police holding cell after hurling a telephone at the concierge at a trendy SoHo hotel, cops said.
Full Story
(Note the alliteration in that first line of the article. Nice work, Post.)
BRADGELINA: 19 Iraqis Died Today, But We Don't Care
Winner: Simon
Original Headline: "BRAD AND ANGELINA IN BED: SEX-RATED STARS"
Looks like Brad Pitt is keeping his hands to himself as Angelina Jolie relieves the bare-chested hunk of his silver automatic.
A sizzling photo from the July issue of W is part of a 60-page pictorial the stars dreamed up to show a fictional 1960s marriage on the verge of collapse.Full Story
Original Headline: "BRAD AND ANGELINA IN BED: SEX-RATED STARS"
Looks like Brad Pitt is keeping his hands to himself as Angelina Jolie relieves the bare-chested hunk of his silver automatic.
A sizzling photo from the July issue of W is part of a 60-page pictorial the stars dreamed up to show a fictional 1960s marriage on the verge of collapse.Full Story
DEAD STADIUM
Winner: Scott
Original Headline: "DEAD DUCK"
Legislative leaders yesterday killed Mayor Bloomberg's plan for a West Side stadium — with Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver claiming the project would have stunted lower Manhattan redevelopment.
The $2 billion stadium for the Jets died shortly before 5:30 p.m. at a raucous meeting in Albany.Full Story
Original Headline: "DEAD DUCK"
Legislative leaders yesterday killed Mayor Bloomberg's plan for a West Side stadium — with Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver claiming the project would have stunted lower Manhattan redevelopment.
The $2 billion stadium for the Jets died shortly before 5:30 p.m. at a raucous meeting in Albany.Full Story
Monday, June 6
DROWNING HORROR
A day in the sun turned into a nightmare at Rockaway Beach yesterday when a good Samaritan drowned trying to save a teenager, who was swept away and is also feared dead, police and friends saidFull Story
Wednesday, June 1
DEEP THROAT
Watergate's Final Secret Revealed
"Deep Throat" is on the record — finally. One of the great mysteries of politics and journalism was solved yesterday when a former high-ranking FBI official confessed to being Deep Throat — the secretive Watergate source who helped bring down President Richard Nixon.Full Story
"Deep Throat" is on the record — finally. One of the great mysteries of politics and journalism was solved yesterday when a former high-ranking FBI official confessed to being Deep Throat — the secretive Watergate source who helped bring down President Richard Nixon.Full Story
