Tuesday, June 7
A BEAUTIFUL CROWE: Newly Caged Bird Sings With Fists
Winner: Simon
Original Headline: "CROWE CAGED AFTER RAGE: CROWE-MAGNON MAN GOES APE"
Hot-headed Hollywood hell-raiser Russell Crowe spent yesterday morning sleeping on a blanket on the floor of a police holding cell after hurling a telephone at the concierge at a trendy SoHo hotel, cops said.
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(Note the alliteration in that first line of the article. Nice work, Post.)
Original Headline: "CROWE CAGED AFTER RAGE: CROWE-MAGNON MAN GOES APE"
Hot-headed Hollywood hell-raiser Russell Crowe spent yesterday morning sleeping on a blanket on the floor of a police holding cell after hurling a telephone at the concierge at a trendy SoHo hotel, cops said.
Full Story
(Note the alliteration in that first line of the article. Nice work, Post.)
# posted by JeffP @ 12:07 PM 
